you should tip me.

Trey

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz jim beam whiskey
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz apple juice
  • splash of ginger ale

garnish with an apple slice and git butt booty naked as fast as you can.

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rave reviews :-)

I LOVED the “Mr. Jolla” drink, and so did my girlfriends.  Of course I made this at the home of my friend who has no drank paraphenalia, so I had to improvise, but made sure I kept to the proportions.  Really balanced, with a hint of a bite.  Delicious.  This one is now permanently added to our drink rotation!

-NonottheJacket

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Annie Angell

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz Buffalo Trace Whiskey
  • 1/2 oz triple sec or cointreau
  • equal parts lemonade and iced tea
  • squeeze of an orange wedge

stir ingredients well with ice. garnish with an orange slice & take your pannies off.

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“Mr. Jolla”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz patron
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of rose’s lime juice

shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a lime wedge grind on the 1st person to your left.

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“Hello Kitty Slut”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut peach vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz pink lemonade
  • 1/2 oz pineapple juice

shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a cherry or lime wedge & get your insides rearranged.

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“Kutty”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz triple sec
  • 2 parts cranberry juice
  • 1 part orange juice
  • splash of club soda

garnish with a cherry or orange slice & do the stanky leg nekkid.

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“JazzyRae”

build over ice in highball glass

  • 1 oz midori melon liquer
  • 1/2 oz raspberry stoli or absolut raspberri vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz pineapple juice

stir ingredients well, garnish with a cherry & make that thang whistle.

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“Lady Complex”

build over ice in highball or collins glass

  • 1 oz Smirnoff melon (honey dew) flavoured vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • equal parts pineapple & cranberry juice
  • splash of sour mix

shake ingredients well with ice & serve in a chilled cocktail glass or highball glass. garnish with a lemon wedge or orange slice & shake it fast.

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“Fifi LaCunt”

  • 1 oz white tequila
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 lime
  • 1 container canned pineapple
  • 1 tsp brown sugar

rim highball glass with brown sugar. muddle 3 chunks of pineapple+1 tsp of brown sugar in glass. fill glass with ice. add white tequila, triple sec, pineapple juice, & the juice of 2 lime wedges. garnish with a maraschino cherry & dry hump the 1st person who blinks at you.

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cosmos 101:

  • 2+1/2 oz Lemon flavoured vodka (it’s not a cosmo if the vodka isn’t lemon flavoured)
  • 1/2 oz triple sec (or cointreau)
  • 1/2 oz cranberry juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

the juice of the 2 lime wedges+cranberry juice should give you a cloudy pink looking cosmo. a cosmopolitan should appear pink, & not red.

now that you know exactly what’s in a cosmopolitan, i dare you to switch it up & order a flavoured cosmo. peach is my personal fav, but you’ll find that experimenting with different flavoured vodkas put a new spin on this old drink.

enjoy!

-kit

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“Ms. Minnie”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut mango vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of sprite

garnish with a lime wedge and p-pop on a handstand.

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the “SkinnyBlackGirl”

build over ice in a hardball glass (rim the glass with brown sugar if you wanna get cunty)

  • 1+1/2 ounces of tequila of your choice
  • 1 ounce of triple sec
  • the juice of 2 tangerines (or tangerine juice if you can find it)
  • fill with lemon flavored club soda

garnish with a tangerine slice, & bust it open.

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