you should tip me.

got a little loose & spilled some red wine? pour some plain seltzer water over dat hoe. works just like oxyclean.

cosmos 101:

2+1/2 oz Lemon flavoured vodka (it’s not a cosmo if the vodka isn’t lemon flavoured)
1/2 oz triple sec (or cointreau)
1/2 oz cranberry juice
juice of 2 lime wedges

the juice of the 2 lime wedges+cranberry juice should give you a cloudy pink looking cosmo. a cosmopolitan should appear pink, & not red.

now that you know exactly what’s in a cosmopolitan, i dare you to switch it up & order a flavoured cosmo. peach is my personal fav, but you’ll find that experimenting with different flavoured vodkas put a new spin on this old drink.

enjoy!

-kit

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hangover remedies

sucking on a penny to rid yourself of an excruciating headache does not work. it is a myth. do not suck a penny. it tastes disgusting & it looks foolish.

some hangover remedies that actually WORK:

gatorade: put some of the electrolytes you’ve lost back in your body.
food high in grease content: ie. a burger, fries, a fried fish sammich, etc. even a big ol’ plate of pasta can do wonders. get some starch in your system.
water: you may not feel the effects after guzzling a liter of water but you’re helping your poor liver SO much. you need to filter out all the alcohol you consumed. if not, you’ll just walk around dehydrated feeling like your world is coming to an end. that shit ain’t fun.
fruits: any fruit rich with vitamin c is going to be your best friend when you’re head is spinning.
if you’re ever drunk off your ass @ a bar or club ask the bartender for water (it should ALWAYS be free. if it isn’t file a complaint. there are dram shop laws by state that require an establishment to hire staff who are trained to help you stay alive. please be alert and aware of your surroundings).
NEVER drink soda or anything carbonated to sober up. the carbonation from the beverage rushes the liquor to your blood stream like lightning.

hope these tips help. i’ll post more as they come to me. this info has helped MANY wasted friends, myself (of course), & i’m happy to share with you all.

-Kit

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