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¥€ pt. 2 (Birthday Edition)

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz X-Rated Fusion liqueur
  • 1/2 oz bacardi limon rum
  • 1 oz simply lemonade raspberry
  • splash of sprite

stir ingredients well with ice garnish with a lime wedge and make love to a Tyrese ballad.

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Amol

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s rum or dark rum of your choice
  • 1/2 oz southern comfort
  • fill with orange juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine

stir ingredients well with ice. garnish with an orange slice and get silly with your willy.

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¥€ aka Zindzi

build over ice in hardball glass:

  • 1 oz goslings or bacardi black rum
  • 1/2 oz goldschlager cinnamon liquer
  • 1 oz cherry coke
  • 1 teaspoon of grenadine (optional)

shake black rum and goldshlager well with ice. strain into a chilled cocktail glass, top with cherry coke and grenadine (this can be served in a cocktail or hardball glass). garnish with a marachino cherry & sip slow homie. might be some hoes, homie.

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Sincerely Jewel

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz light rum
  • 1/2 peach schnapps
  • equal parts pineapple and orange juice
  • squeeze of a lime wedge

garnish with a mint sprig and drop down & get your eagle on. Happy belated birthday, Jewel!

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“Negropolitan”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz ketel one vodka
  • 1/2 oz light rum
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • fill with orange juice

stir ingredients well with ice. garnish with a lime and participate in all sorts of just nasty.

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“Kid Fury”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a cherry and wobble your cakelettez after each sip.

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happy birthday to one of my fellow Leo ladies!

Tawanna Caldwell

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 3-5 lime wedges
  • 4-6 mint sprigs or leaves
  • 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup (optional: midori is already sweet)
  • 1 oz midori melon liquer
  • 1/2 oz white rum
  • top with presecco (sparkling white wine) or club soda

muddle mint leaves, limes, and sugar in your hardball glass. add ice, midori, white rum, and shake that hoe. top with presecco (or club soda) and assume the position.

p.s. Tawanna’s new e-book “Say My Name” will be released tonight @ 7pm EST!

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“1hunid”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz 151 proof rum
  • 1/2 oz amaretto liquer
  • 1 oz cranberry juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • optional: 1-2 dashes of angostura bitters (don’t get heavy-handed w/ the bitters)

shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a lime wedge and find any ol’ reason to take off all yo clothes.

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Happy birthday to the side eye/stone face KING! Andre aka Crabby!

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz malibu rum
  • 1/2 oz pina colada mix
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice

garnish with a cherry or pineapple slice, & smack it, flip it, & rub it down.

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“Joshen Reborn”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz bacardi dragonberry rum
  • 1/2 oz cranberry juice
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup
  • 4-6 lime wedges

muddle lime wedges & sugar in your hardball glass. throw a couple ice cubes in that hoe. add bacardi dragonberry rum along with lime juice and shake well. top it off with cranberry juice & throw a hentai party.

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“J7”

build over ice in highball or collins glass

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz white rum of your choice
  • equal parts lemonade+pineapple juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine

garnish with a cherry & molest the person to your left.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY