you should tip me.

SlimBellyBella

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz ketel one vodka
  • 1/2 oz grand marnier or orange flavoured liqueur
  • equal parts grapefruit and pineapple juice
  • squeeze of fresh lime

garnish with a cherry and proceed to bust it all the way open for the gooniest of goons.

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Molly McAleer

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz pear vodka
  • 1/2 oz sour apple puckers
  • fill with pineapple juice

garnish with a lemon wedge or maraschino cherry & don’t hesitate to get your fuck on.

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LeLe

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut ruby red vodka
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • fill with pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice

garnish with a mint sprig and bust it all the way open. Happy birthday, LeLe!

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Mari

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz absolut vanilla vodka or vanilla flavoured vodka of your choice
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • juice of a lime

garnish with a lime wedge and gon’ and get your booty rubbed. Happy belated birthday, Mari!

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Tasha

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz absolut pear vodka
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of sprite
  • squeeze of a lime

garnish with a maraschino cherry and give a lap dance to the person sitting next to you

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rave reviews :-)

I LOVED the “Mr. Jolla” drink, and so did my girlfriends.  Of course I made this at the home of my friend who has no drank paraphenalia, so I had to improvise, but made sure I kept to the proportions.  Really balanced, with a hint of a bite.  Delicious.  This one is now permanently added to our drink rotation!

-NonottheJacket

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Sincerely Jewel

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz light rum
  • 1/2 peach schnapps
  • equal parts pineapple and orange juice
  • squeeze of a lime wedge

garnish with a mint sprig and drop down & get your eagle on. Happy belated birthday, Jewel!

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“Alice Wonder”

build over ice in hardball glass:

  • 1 oz ruby red grapefruit vodka
  • 1/2 oz cointreau or orange liquer
  • equal parts cranberry and pineapple juice
  • splash of sprite

garnish with a lime wedge and find a goon to bust it open for a goon.

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“Kid Fury”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a cherry and wobble your cakelettez after each sip.

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Happy birthday to the side eye/stone face KING! Andre aka Crabby!

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz malibu rum
  • 1/2 oz pina colada mix
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice

garnish with a cherry or pineapple slice, & smack it, flip it, & rub it down.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY