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“Alice Wonder”

build over ice in hardball glass:

  • 1 oz ruby red grapefruit vodka
  • 1/2 oz cointreau or orange liquer
  • equal parts cranberry and pineapple juice
  • splash of sprite

garnish with a lime wedge and find a goon to bust it open for a goon.

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“Jerome”

build over ice in collins glass

  • 1 oz ciroc vodka
  • 1/2 oz cointreau or orange flavoured liquer
  • 1 oz lemonade
  • splash of orange juice

garnish with a lemon wedge & get all gropey with everyone for no reason.

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“E-Dub”

build over ice in highball glass

  • 1 oz dark rum of your choice
  • 1/2 oz amaretto liquer
  • 1/2 oz grand marnier orange liquer
  • 1 oz orange juice

shake ingredients well with ice & strain into a collins glass filled with ice. garnish with a cherry & find a dark room to get into some boolshyt.

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the “Chris Crocker”

build in highball glass with ice

  • 1 oz absolut vanilla vodka
  • 1/2 oz bailey’s irish creme
  • 1/2 oz orange liquer
  • fill with vanilla soy milk

stir ingredients, garnish with mint leaf, & fondle the 1st person who walks into the room.

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the “Jaded Nyer”

build over ice in a hardball glass

  • 1 oz Whiskey of your choice
  • 1/2 oz orange liquer
  • fill with orange juice
  • splash of sour mix

garnish with orange slice or cherry, and toot it up.

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