you should tip me.

“Kid Fury”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a cherry and wobble your cakelettez after each sip.

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Some of my drunksters got inspired to get involved in some mixology of their own :-D

as told by Jaded Nyer:

so the weekend I went to Boston Nina went shopping and bought some pomegranate lemonade that was soooo good, and my alcoholic ass was like, “This would be awesome with liquor in it!”

So we bought some Malibu and threw it in there, and decided it wasn’t coconutty enough for us…and added some coco loco smh…

Why did I drink a pint glass of that shit?? I need Jesus… Anyway, I’m not sure if it’s already a drink or what proportions of anything Nina mixed up, I just know we drank the hell out of it, it was tasty and we called it The Rowdy Girl.

If you like it you can have it. Just be warned that the next day (after we were stupid enough to do SHOTS OF MALIBU) Cathi thought she was gonna die… hahahahahahaha (you can see a pic of us on FB in my MA album… the one where we are wearing shades? That was after the 3rd shot of Malibu at the end of the night… *sigh*)

xoxo
Jaded McDrunky

“The Rowdy Girl”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz malibu rum
  • 1/2 oz coconut milk
  • 1 oz pomegranate lemonade

garnish with a lemon wedge & make GOOD use of your camera phone.

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the “Cristina”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz white tequila
  • 1/2 oz blue curacoa
  • 1 oz pineapple juice

garnish with a cherry & get your booty tickled.

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“Jane Goldenarms”

build over ice in highball glass

  • 1 oz malibu rum
  • 1/2 oz banana schnapps or banana liquer
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of cranberry juice

shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a cherry & loosen up that larynx.

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“Qucifer”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1/2 oz pina colada mix
  • equal parts pineapple & passion fruit juice

stir ingredients, garnish with an orange slice, & wobble it.

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“Crotchety Nigger”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut vanilla
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • fill with gingerale

garnish with a mint leaf, and spread em’.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY