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SlimBellyBella

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz ketel one vodka
  • 1/2 oz grand marnier or orange flavoured liqueur
  • equal parts grapefruit and pineapple juice
  • squeeze of fresh lime

garnish with a cherry and proceed to bust it all the way open for the gooniest of goons.

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Ladidahdi

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz Wild Turkey honey whiskey (or honey whiskey of your choice)
  • 1/2 oz raspberry schnapps (or liqueur)
  • 1 oz raspberry lemonade
  • fresh lime juice

garnish with fresh raspberries and make an appointment to have your insides rearranged.

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Tameria

build over ice in hardball or collins glass:

  • 1 oz makers mark bourbon
  • 1 oz peach nectar
  • 2 tsps of fresh lime juice
  • top with club soda

garnish with a strawberry and find yourself in the midst of some hoe shit.

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“Kid Fury”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a cherry and wobble your cakelettez after each sip.

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“Joshen Reborn”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz bacardi dragonberry rum
  • 1/2 oz cranberry juice
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup
  • 4-6 lime wedges

muddle lime wedges & sugar in your hardball glass. throw a couple ice cubes in that hoe. add bacardi dragonberry rum along with lime juice and shake well. top it off with cranberry juice & throw a hentai party.

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“Naturally1908”

build over ice in collins glass

  • 1 oz seagrams gin
  • 1 oz pomegranate juice
  • 1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
  • 2 tsps lime juice
  • 1/2 oz sparkling white wine

garnish with a few blueberries or a blackberry & pop a roofie.

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“Cant Take It”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut mango vodka
  • 1/2 oz apricot liquer
  • 2 oz mango juice or nectar
  • 2 tsps lime juice (not rose’s lime)

stir ingredients, garnish with a lemon twist, and sukadik.

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“Sunshyne”

  • 1+1/2 oz light rum
  • 1/2 oz lime juice (NOT rose’s lime juice, just the regular kind)
  • 1/2 cup of frozen sliced peaches
  • 1/2 cup of frozen strawberries
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 cup crushed ice

blend ingredients in blender for 10-15 seconds. pour into deep chamber champagne glass, or glass of your choice. garnish with a strawberry & get down on your knees.

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