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SlimBellyBella

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz ketel one vodka
  • 1/2 oz grand marnier or orange flavoured liqueur
  • equal parts grapefruit and pineapple juice
  • squeeze of fresh lime

garnish with a cherry and proceed to bust it all the way open for the gooniest of goons.

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Tasha

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz absolut pear vodka
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of sprite
  • squeeze of a lime

garnish with a maraschino cherry and give a lap dance to the person sitting next to you

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Greedy Vegan

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz grand marnier liqueur
  • 1 oz patron
  • juice of a lime
  • 2-4 mint sprigs

shake ingredients well and strain into a chilled cognac glass. garnish with a mint sprig and frolic with your junk out, flailing in the wind.

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“Kid Fury”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 1/2 oz malibu coconut rum
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • splash of orange juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a cherry and wobble your cakelettez after each sip.

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“The F*#k it List”

build over ice in a hardball glass

  • 1 oz absolut ruby red
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • equal parts cranberry juice & ruby red or pink grapefruit juice
  • juice of 2 lime wedges

garnish with a lime wedge & gyrate like the rent is due.

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“Fifi LaCunt”

  • 1 oz white tequila
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 lime
  • 1 container canned pineapple
  • 1 tsp brown sugar

rim highball glass with brown sugar. muddle 3 chunks of pineapple+1 tsp of brown sugar in glass. fill glass with ice. add white tequila, triple sec, pineapple juice, & the juice of 2 lime wedges. garnish with a maraschino cherry & dry hump the 1st person who blinks at you.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY