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Amol

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

  • 1 oz captain morgan’s rum or dark rum of your choice
  • 1/2 oz southern comfort
  • fill with orange juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine

stir ingredients well with ice. garnish with an orange slice and get silly with your willy.

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Lola

Combine all ingredients in a blender with half a cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth. Serve in a tall glass.
  • 1 oz absolut peach vodka
  • 3 scoops of vanilla icecream or cool whip
  • 1 can frozen pink lemonade
  • 1 tsp grenadine (optional)

garnish with a fresh strawberry and delicately remove your undergarments.

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¥€ aka Zindzi

build over ice in hardball glass:

  • 1 oz goslings or bacardi black rum
  • 1/2 oz goldschlager cinnamon liquer
  • 1 oz cherry coke
  • 1 teaspoon of grenadine (optional)

shake black rum and goldshlager well with ice. strain into a chilled cocktail glass, top with cherry coke and grenadine (this can be served in a cocktail or hardball glass). garnish with a marachino cherry & sip slow homie. might be some hoes, homie.

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“Rob Holliday”

build over ice in collins glass

  • 1 oz hennessy
  • 1/2 oz amaretto liquor
  • 1 oz coke or dr. pepper
  • 1 tsp grenadine (optional)

stir ingredients well with ice, garnish with a cherry, do some gay ish, & blame in on the alcohol.

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“J7”

build over ice in highball or collins glass

  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz white rum of your choice
  • equal parts lemonade+pineapple juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine

garnish with a cherry & molest the person to your left.

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“Jaila Bean”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1/2 oz citron vodka
  • 1/2 oz midori liquer
  • 1/2 oz watermelon schnapps
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 tsp grenadine

garnish with a cherry & dust off your favourite dildo.

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 ”MrsMaryMack”

build over ice in collins glass

  • 1 oz absolut mandrin
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • tiny drop of grenadine

garnish with a cherry or lemon wedge & make it clap.

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“Hexacorde”

build over ice in highball glass

  • 1 oz jagermeister
  • 1/2 oz rootbeer schnapps
  • 2 oz cherry coke
  • tiny drop of grenadine

garnish with a cherry & stroke it fast.

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the “xt04”

build over ice in highball glass

  • 1 oz of Jack Daniels
  • 1+1/2 oz of amaretto liqueur
  • equal parts pineapple & orange juice
  • drop of grenadine

garnish with a cherry & get butt booty nekkid.

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“cherry bomb” build over ice in a highball glass: 3-4 ounces of captain morgan’s rum fill with pineapple juice top it off with a TEENY TINY drop of grenadine, & get pregnant.

“cherry bomb”

build over ice in a highball glass:

3-4 ounces of captain morgan’s rum

fill with pineapple juice

top it off with a TEENY TINY drop of grenadine, & get pregnant.

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