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build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz whiskey of your choice
- 1/2 oz chambord (raspberry liquer)
- fill with cranberry juice
- juice from a lemon wedge
garnish with a lemon or orange wedge and get all touchy-feely with the person behind you.
build over ice in hardball glass:
- 1 oz ruby red grapefruit vodka
- 1/2 oz cointreau or orange liquer
- equal parts cranberry and pineapple juice
- splash of sprite
garnish with a lime wedge and find a goon to bust it open for a goon.
bartending @ Kitty Bradshaw’s blogger event
signature drink of the night:
- 1 oz pineapple, pear, or pomegranate smirnoff vodka
- equal parts cranberry and orange juice
- splash of sprite
and EVERYONE kept coming back ;-P
build over ice in hardball or collins glass
- 1 oz 151 proof rum
- 1/2 oz amaretto liquer
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- splash of orange juice
- optional: 1-2 dashes of angostura bitters (don’t get heavy-handed w/ the bitters)
shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a lime wedge and find any ol’ reason to take off all yo clothes.
“Little Red Corvette” - another request from 1 of my most loyal customers, Jaila B.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz stoli blueberry vodka
- 1/2 oz raspberry schnapps
- 1 oz cran-raspberry juice
shake ingredients well with ice. serve in a cocktail glass, garnish with a maracschino cherry, & shake that monkey.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz bacardi dragonberry rum
- 1/2 oz cranberry juice
- 1/2 oz lime juice
- 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup
- 4-6 lime wedges
muddle lime wedges & sugar in your hardball glass. throw a couple ice cubes in that hoe. add bacardi dragonberry rum along with lime juice and shake well. top it off with cranberry juice & throw a hentai party.
‘Dinesha and Jerome’
Build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz gold tequila
- 1/2 oz chambord liquer
- 1/2 oz cranberry juice
- fill with champagne
shake ingredients well with ice/strain into a chilled cocktail glass, top with champagne & lube up! congrats to the newlyweds!
“The 413 Maven”
build over ice in hardball or collins glass
- 1 oz absolut mango or absolut peach vodka
- 1/2 oz peach schnapps
- 1 oz cranberry juice
- splash of pineapple juice
garnish with a lime wedge & take off all yo clothes.
build over ice in hurricane glass
- 1 oz passion fruit juice
- 1/2 oz cranberry juice
- 1/2 oz pineapple juice
- squeeze of 2 lime wedges
- fill with lemon/lime soda or sprite
stir ingredients well with ice, garnish with a strawberry & twerk like you’re the star of an uncle luke video.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz triple sec
- 2 parts cranberry juice
- 1 part orange juice
- splash of club soda
garnish with a cherry or orange slice & do the stanky leg nekkid.
“Dat Purple Stuff” (happy birthday to Slaus, Amboogie, & all the gemini babies!)
build over ice in collins glass:
- 1 oz chambord
- 1 oz absolut kurant vodka
- 2 parts cranberry juice
- 1 part pineapple juice
- 1/4 oz champagne or sparkling white wine
shake chambord, kurant vodka, cranberry, and pineapple juice well with ice. strain into a chilled cocktail glass. top with champagne, garnish with a blackberry & don’t call me when you wake up to assorted hooker shit. ok call me.
build over ice in highball glass
- 1 oz malibu rum
- 1/2 oz banana schnapps or banana liquer
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- splash of cranberry juice
shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a cherry & loosen up that larynx.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
