you should tip me.

Tameria

build over ice in hardball or collins glass:

  • 1 oz makers mark bourbon
  • 1 oz peach nectar
  • 2 tsps of fresh lime juice
  • top with club soda

garnish with a strawberry and find yourself in the midst of some hoe shit.

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happy birthday to one of my fellow Leo ladies!

Tawanna Caldwell

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 3-5 lime wedges
  • 4-6 mint sprigs or leaves
  • 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup (optional: midori is already sweet)
  • 1 oz midori melon liquer
  • 1/2 oz white rum
  • top with presecco (sparkling white wine) or club soda

muddle mint leaves, limes, and sugar in your hardball glass. add ice, midori, white rum, and shake that hoe. top with presecco (or club soda) and assume the position.

p.s. Tawanna’s new e-book “Say My Name” will be released tonight @ 7pm EST!

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“Sasha Eubanks”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz grey goose pear vodka
  • 1/2 oz midori melon liquer
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • fill with sprite or club soda

garnish with an orange slice and conduct yourself as a video hoe would.

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“Kutty”

build over ice in hardball glass

  • 1 oz triple sec
  • 2 parts cranberry juice
  • 1 part orange juice
  • splash of club soda

garnish with a cherry or orange slice & do the stanky leg nekkid.

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the “SkinnyBlackGirl”

build over ice in a hardball glass (rim the glass with brown sugar if you wanna get cunty)

  • 1+1/2 ounces of tequila of your choice
  • 1 ounce of triple sec
  • the juice of 2 tangerines (or tangerine juice if you can find it)
  • fill with lemon flavored club soda

garnish with a tangerine slice, & bust it open.

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“Raethoven’s Mojito”

  • 2 ounces of captain morgan’s spiced rum
  • 3 mint leaves
  • 1 or 2 teaspons of brown sugar (or simple syrup)
  • 2 strawberries
  • club soda

muddle stawberries, mint leaves, and brown sugar (or simple syrup) in a highball glass. fill with ice, add captain morgan’s rum & SHAKE THAT HOE. top with club soda & proceed to twerk somethin.

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