you should tip me.

build over ice in collins glass:

1 oz Balvenie Doublewood whiskey
1/2 oz amaretto liqueur
1 oz sweet tea
squeeze of lemon

shake ingredients well with ice before serving. garnish with a lemon wedge and do inappropriate thangs while your neighbors are watching.

“1hunid”

build over ice in hardball or collins glass

1 oz 151 proof rum
1/2 oz amaretto liquer
1 oz cranberry juice
splash of orange juice
optional: 1-2 dashes of angostura bitters (don’t get heavy-handed w/ the bitters)

shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a lime wedge and find any ol’ reason to take off all yo clothes.

“E-Dub”

build over ice in highball glass

1 oz dark rum of your choice
1/2 oz amaretto liquer
1/2 oz grand marnier orange liquer
1 oz orange juice

shake ingredients well with ice & strain into a collins glass filled with ice. garnish with a cherry & find a dark room to get into some boolshyt.

“Tough Love”

build over ice in hardball glass

1 oz amaretto liquer
1/2 oz godiva white chocolate liquer
1/2 oz bailey’s caramel liquer
fill with 1 oz milk

shake ingredients well with ice. strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg if desired, & shake that laffy taffy.

“Mister Millers”

build over ice in collins glass

1 oz scotch of your choice
1/2 oz kahlua
1/2 oz amaretto liquer
1/2 oz vanilla liquer
2 parts half & half or soymilk

stir ingredients well with ice. garnish with mint leaf & swang somethin’.

“Diana Morgan”

build over ice in highball glass

1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
1/2 oz amaretto liquer
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
2 oz orange juice

garnish with orange slice+cherry & go do some ish you know you ain’t supposed to. ~~don’t call me for bail money though.~~

the “xt04”

build over ice in highball glass

1 oz of Jack Daniels
1+1/2 oz of amaretto liqueur
equal parts pineapple & orange juice
drop of grenadine

garnish with a cherry & get butt booty nekkid.