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build over ice in hardball glass
- 3-5 lime wedges
- 4-6 mint sprigs or leaves
- 1 tsp sugar or simple syrup (optional: midori is already sweet)
- 1 oz midori melon liquer
- 1/2 oz white rum
- top with presecco (sparkling white wine) or club soda
muddle mint leaves, limes, and sugar in your hardball glass. add ice, midori, white rum, and shake that hoe. top with presecco (or club soda) and assume the position.
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build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz absolut peach vodka
- 1/2 oz triple sec
- 1 oz pink lemonade
- 1/2 oz pineapple juice
shake ingredients well with ice. garnish with a cherry or lime wedge & get your insides rearranged.
“Dat Purple Stuff” (happy birthday to Slaus, Amboogie, & all the gemini babies!)
build over ice in collins glass:
- 1 oz chambord
- 1 oz absolut kurant vodka
- 2 parts cranberry juice
- 1 part pineapple juice
- 1/4 oz champagne or sparkling white wine
shake chambord, kurant vodka, cranberry, and pineapple juice well with ice. strain into a chilled cocktail glass. top with champagne, garnish with a blackberry & don’t call me when you wake up to assorted hooker shit. ok call me.
build over ice in highball glass
- 1 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum
- 1/2 oz amaretto liquer
- 1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
- 2 oz orange juice
garnish with orange slice+cherry & go do some ish you know you ain’t supposed to. don’t call me for bail money though.
build over ice in collins or highball glass
- 1 oz malibu coconut rum
- 1/2 oz banana flavoured liquer
- equal parts pineapple juice & papaya juice
garnish with an orange slice + cherry and find some hoe shit to do.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz malibu coconut rum
- 1/2 oz pina colada mix
- equal parts pineapple & passion fruit juice
stir ingredients, garnish with an orange slice, & wobble it.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1/2 oz citron vodka
- 1/2 oz midori liquer
- 1/2 oz watermelon schnapps
- 2 oz pineapple juice
- 1 tsp grenadine
garnish with a cherry & dust off your favourite dildo.
build over ice in hardball glass
- 1 oz absolut mango vodka
- 1/2 oz apricot liquer
- 2 oz mango juice or nectar
- 2 tsps lime juice (not rose’s lime)
stir ingredients, garnish with a lemon twist, and sukadik.
serve in martini glass
- 1 oz chambord
- 1/2 oz blackberry flavoured brandy
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1/4 oz champage or sparkling white wine
build in hardball glass with ice: chambord, brandy, and pineapple juice. shake ingredients. pour into chilled martini glass & top with champagne. garnish with a blackberry & jaggle upside down.
build over ice in a deep bodied champagne glass
- 2 oz orange juice
- 2 oz cranberry juice
- 2 oz passion fruit juice
- splash of sprite
garnish with a raspberry & grope the person to your right.
build over ice in highball glass
- 1 oz jagermeister
- 1/2 oz rootbeer schnapps
- 2 oz cherry coke
- tiny drop of grenadine
garnish with a cherry & stroke it fast.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
